Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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