so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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