they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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