worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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