i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you traded sex for a burrito?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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