nut hugger
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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