so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
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I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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