try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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