I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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