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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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