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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
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I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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