I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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