So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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