Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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