It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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