Can Purell be used as lube?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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