we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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