they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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