I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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