Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
