I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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