you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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