I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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