so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.