Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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