im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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