your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
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