I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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