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I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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