So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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