there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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