if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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