They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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