I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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