theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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