Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize