i think my tv is drunk
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
What a dumb baby whore.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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