i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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