Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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