how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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