We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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