I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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