You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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