why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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