we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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