i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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