oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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