I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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