I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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