He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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