he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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