honey bunches of taint.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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