Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
